Good news! There’s another Ninmah. I few days ago Craig put me on to Progress Quest, which is exactly like World of Warcraft, except not quite. For one thing, the interface is much simpler, in the same way that the original Zork is much simpler than Zelda the Wind Waker.
The image here shows the whole interface. Also, you don’t actually have to pay it any attention whatsoever — it plays itself. All the other stuff is the same, though: you get some gear; you head out to kill some stuff; you pick up the random bits that drop from the stuff you kill; you head back to town to learn more spells, sell your random stuff, and get better gear; and you head out again to kill more stuff. There are quests that get checked off and levels to progress through. It’s free to download and install, and the monthly subscription is priced quite reasonably at $0.00.
Oddly enough, I’m still playing World of Warcraft. The difference is that now Progress Quest is running in the background!